catnus:

You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort 

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

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ylixia:

winchesterlicious:

things that turn me on: well choreographed hand-to-hand combat scenes

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komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

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hijabiswag:

in 1914, a boy chained his bike to a tree, he never returned.

hijabiswag:

in 1914, a boy chained his bike to a tree, he never returned.

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miranduh-cosgrove:

Can someone tattoo this on my ass

miranduh-cosgrove:

Can someone tattoo this on my ass

(Source: 2000ish)

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firelorcl:

best headline of the day

firelorcl:

best headline of the day

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